Goddamn my haste and or dyslexia I was rushing over here to make a Mad Dog Russo and Tony Kornheiser joke.

I heard he was going to his car, get his other gun and then shoot everyone’s ass. 

I’m probably just a bot.

And his dog is actually awful

I’ve found that a credential from Highlights can open a lot of doors. Mainly exits, but still. 

Hey, so do I, after reading this. 

MLB

I can’t really blame him. Can you Imagine how hard it must be to find Kash Ali on whatever they call a snickers bar over there? 

I need a “sung to the tune of”... like in the old Mad Magazines.

cleaning out the kickee’s pockets i’d wager

It certainly is high praise.

It is a goddamn shame I had to scroll this far for a Bell Book and Candle joke. A Goddamn shame. 

“Sponsored by Johnny Walker: The official drink of sound decisions.” 

I wonder how long they have had ol’ Walt up and about? 

I got a fiver on “Fricken” 

What, its not like Eric’s going to get it. 

All right turns is a losing strategy in Light Bike to be sure. 

I am trying as hard as I can to get fucked. There are only so many times and can empty the dishwasher unbidden without anyone noticing it around here.

These two ere too hardcore for that. They go green can in their lunchbox. After all, that is the Bitter.