He would’ve been faster than shit if he was allowed to use his skateboard. 

The name of the company in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was Lacuna, Inc. You can’t spell that without “N-C-A-A.”

The answer, as always, is clear:

Their depth chart at RB is shitty? 

Mailman Approved

No Days Off ! (Except ones mandated by the CBA and the league.) 

The number one reason to shit on the Pelicans is revenge. Revenge for what they did to me lo those many years ago on that romantic walk on the beach with Mildred. Oh, Mildred, I wonder where you are now, and whether you have been able to eat crayfish after that fateful day. 

“Sigh”

This is the one that should get all the stars.

We get it! You got gross teeth! 

I sure as hell wouldn’t!

This thread is an udder catastrophe.

What a bunch of cheesy puns (once you add rennet ).

Giving him the old moutheyes treatment would be an improvement.

“Of course they got it from Clemson. That’s how we know they get the good shit. Praise Jesus”

If its one of his, its not very far up there. 

Yeah really, if you are trying to make ends meet, you really should be delivering pretzels.

His face really belongs on a much larger head. 

They are from the Elway Collection on QVC