I wish someone would offer me a highball, or maybe a speedball.

but, but, but Linsanity! 

No bus attack, list invalid. 

No. it was that other guy.

Have you ever heard of the murse? If you haven’t, prepare to be amazed.

They aren’t playing the game in Ann Arbor, silly! 

They all start wearing matching sneakers? 

+1 Glavin 

Like most papers have more than one section these days. 

Look at you with your fancy insurance plan! I gotta pay a damn copay just to get Ten High around here. Thanks Obama! 

He’s deffo about to see a grown man naked. 

I was there and cannot understand how he made it all the way through. 

TIL that a former housemate of mine is an NFL coach. Neat.

“Fully Hydrated Ninny”

“Nightshade Averse”

I can’t believe that nobody mentioned that the Dad is Patrick Warburton yet. 

As long as the wife and kids leave, i’m cool with that.

I want my hog coated in it. Think of the things I would be immune from. 

Metric? (not so) Big Deal.

Christ on a crutch that is a good take!