Outrage needs to be translated into political action.

I’ve got to tell you, I was MUCH more intrigued by the prospect of Questlove directing The Aristocrats than The Aristocats. (deep sigh).

It drives me bananas when people stand for songs that are not the Anthem. If you’re going to stand for, say, America the Beautiful, then you ought to also stand for Route 66. Also, the Heart of Rock and Roll and Livin’ in the USA.

My wife learned piano as a child. Once upon a time, she could clap, snap, or otherwise recognize a beat unfailingly. However, in the fullness of time, she has lost that ability and in its place, gained the power to clap randomly to music. She’ll wander a 16th up or down at the whim of some Unknown Force and happily…

Maxwell Smart’s Sunbeam Tiger!

Can we just be happy for her? I’m happy for her.

Well, the NYT has never had a teenager leave peanut butter on the knife AND the plate.  Or now-cooked-egg on the spatula and those rivets holding the pan together.  that’s my takeaway.

Lawyer here. Last time I looked at a will a buddy had done over the internet, it took exactly one page to see a clause that violated Oklahoma law.

Young Oldnslo did this. Lost all kinds of money modifying this car. I had a 95 M3 in white that I dropped a zillion dollars on in Dinan pieces. Man, that vortex supercharger would absolutely push you back into the seat! That car was an absolute giggle factory!

If the officer found the car in which you are having sex, it is likely to be found to be in a public place, either because, um, found OR because some complaining citizen phoned in a complaint.

Leftover oatmeal?! 

My wife has horrible allergies. However, because she loves me (and dogs), she agreed that we could have a Portuguese Water Dog. Hypoallergenic, you see. Rio was a wonderful dog. Bo Obama’s aunt. I digress.

Brie goes really well with a burger with caramelized onions. Sauteed mushrooms? Swiss or gouda. Just a burger? American or cheddar.

See, they fool you. First, you pick the “premium package” for $3600 (on the 718 GTS), that includes the Bose upgrade. Then, it’s only another $4690 for the Burmester!  wait, there’s been a price increase... it was just less than that a week ago.  I guess that’s why I had to wait to put my deposit down.  Hooray.

The green is arresting in person, but it’s a $2500 option while the also-arresting-yellow adds no dollars to the order and gives a better return when the car gets sold. And, you might think, “why worry about $2500 when you’re ordering a Porsche?” And the answer is, because it’s $2500, and the yellow isnt!

Where’s the clip of John Stewart ripping Cramer a brand new hole?

EVERY pizza is personal, if you try hard and believe in yourself--Bill Murray

100%. There was a recipe several months ago on this site for a Chicago giardiniera. The fam loved it, but it was enough of a pain that I’m not making it again!

I flew from Tulsa to Atlanta to buy my Targa and drive it back. So, about 800 miles or so.

California adopted gun control right after the Black Panthers held an armed rally.