whoosh

Well, that would all depend on the pelican’s approximate altitude.

are we blaming a pelican? 

Pretty sure that's a Lambo dude.

That's quite an insult to Czechs. 

So, here’s the more serious answer on police training.

Seriously, way better than talking politics or Kardashians. I’ll bring the onion dip.

Sounds like a good dinner party to me.

Y’all sound like my kind of people!

Actually, that sounds like a fun conversation for a dinner party. (I’m really not great at small talk, but one of my favorite, most reliable ways of connecting with someone is asking them about their job or their geeky interests.)

I'm kinda half-assed shopping for a Colorado trail king and the moment. I don't like that the Nissan doesn't have rear AC vents (should be mandatory now that every God Damned car has a jet black interior), but those wheels man, those wheels. I want so much.

I’m glad they didn’t wimp out on going with the full retro wheels

$37k for a barebones pickup with stamped steel wheels.  

I have nothing except to say this is awesome..

Crossovers are a Hatchback with a lift kit.

If I burned a mix CD any more, I would have...

“No other object has been misidentified as a flying saucer more often than the planet Venus”

No one helped the first credible victims of alien abduction because there are no credible victims of alien abduction.

Why is nobody talking about the other shit these two went through?

Funny how these things seemed to stop when everyone got a camera in their pocket.