oldmanlight
OldManLight
oldmanlight

i asked for a power glove for my NES and got this, it was a motion controller for the NES called the U-Force. It was every bit as shitty and broken as you could imagine.

SHIPMENT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE A TEAM BASED MAP! that was the reason it mainly showed up in Free For All playlist in CoD4. people only liked shipment to farm xp and kills. Fuck this map forever. it’s the multiplayer equivalent of being shoved into series of broom closets where in each new one, someone jumps out and

$110 is stocking stuffer territory?

$110 is stocking stuffer territory?

you could just read the pdf on the rubiks site and actually learn how to do it yourself...i did this for the first time a year or 2 ago (currently 37) and now i just know how to solve a standard 3x3 cube. Not fast or anything but i can do it in under 2 minutes and it’s a fun thing to do in front of people who don’t

Things like this are most useful in games where you have to take your fingers off the stick to press a button like jump but also want to have full movement and look controls while doing so (like a mouse and kb player would when they thumb the spacebar to jump while their other fingers are on wasd and other hand on

the banter was just plain bad and the delivery of it felt super lame. it would’ve been better if they just had the planned animation of the millenium falcon fighting the tie fighters and then a recorded message from jj abrams appeared in the sky with the clip from the movie but instead we got jeff keighley, and some

i want a watch that counts how many times a guy with an MP5 out shoots my assault rifle from long range.  How much?

there was a time that i would’ve stood up and cheered for a baldur’s gate dark alliance sequel.  Now that i have diablo, torchlight, path of exile, and a heap of first and 3rd person shooters all doing the loot grind thing, i don’t know that i’m even remotely interested in another one even if it is a well made one of

if i were a girl, i’d wear a tube top to my apocalypse survival adventure,  nothing like fighting for your life whist fighting to keep your boobs inside your shirt. 

i’m sure they’re very nice wheels.

i just started the game yesterday on my base xbox one because i wanted to play controller against other controller people but now i realize i could’ve done that on my PC that has an RX580 and now that is on sale for $40 this weekend so now I’m about to correct a mistake by throwing money at the problem.  Also this is

On Xbox you can do this?

Now playing

i’m ok with a discless console, i just don’t do much with physical copies of games and i don’t sell games used as much as i will buy digital games on sale or play them as part of a service. The tipping point for me was after noticing this generation that all the data from the disc gets installed to and read off the

it’d be more interesting to see in a game where players are forced to use the entire screen to track opponents like fortnite too.

I bought this and steam link during a sale and while the steamlink is still in a box, the controller I use several times a week. (Mostly while playing rocket league while pedaling my stationary bike). But it’s a decent controller for navigating a windows ui without a mouse and keyboard in front of you.

Bad juju also was known for giving increased super energy on each kill so if you where out there laying waste to mobs of ads, you were also building supers very fast and then casting the super which generated orbs for your team to build their supers and then they cast their supers to make orbs for you and...it was a

thick thighs save lives, just not yours in your game.

I miss being able to self res and revive teammates especially during boss fights gone bad and losing 10 minutes of progress 

This is a very dumb and also cool idea but for most people this means,
catch one fish during this weekend contest and you’ll get a free spray in game.

if you’re reading this and not already constantly fishing as fast as humanly possible for the entire weekend, the trophy already belongs to someone else.

the double jump seems like a holdover from the 90's game design. I don’t mind it especially in games with platforming because it often will save me if i under/overshoot a jump but with that in mind, if a game insists on having it as part of their progression, it should be one of the first abilities that unlocks in the