oldmanlight
OldManLight
oldmanlight

stop being ignorant StopBeingIgnorant. I had two back to back solo wins on xbox this morning. Just because i can recognize there are players that are better than me doesn’t mean i’m bad at the game and i need to quit playing, but your attitude speaks volumes. 

there’s definitely worse offenders out there but their goal is to sell as many dances/skins/cosmetics as possible to make sure players feel like they look fly whilst traversing their candy colored murder purgatory.   I can’t throw too much shade, i play the shit out of Fortnite every chance i get. 

Don’t kid yourself, dude. Fortnite is squarely in microtransaction hell right next to PUBG, it’s just in a nicer room with better furniture and has a slightly better view. As far as Fortnite, “just letting people have more fun”, all of the sweaty, tryhard, wannabe pro players that show up in every match will love to

that does sound good. Dot for president. #Dot2020

Is it at least a nice looking dot?

i’m not even sure how you would verify that but i have a hard time believing that absolution outsold hitman 2016.

they did and they definitely got it right the next time but absolution may as well have been a splinter cell game which was ok but in contrast to every other hitman game, yeah it did not hit the mark. 

absolution was ok

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I mean there’s a chance the teleprompter person messed up...not like a large chance, but a chance.

that game is beautiful but the way it integrates npc’s and wildlife is special too.   i was looking up at the sky just admiring how cool games are in 2018 and a bird that i saw out of the corner of my screen swooped down into a nearby lake, caught a fish in its talons and flew off with it.  My jaw dropped.

i’m very close to finishing RDR2. Epilogue 2. Just a few more missions and then i’m starting God of War which has been on the back burner since black friday. Also 14 days of Fortnite challenges. Must...unlock...useless...cosmetic items.

my wife got me a new 27" 144hz gaming monitor and a new power supply for my PC. Yes i picked them out but they’re from her because she loves me. Also Xbox gift cards and a Pac-Man coffee mug that the maze lights up when my beverage is hot.

there’s also the wrinkle that many of these dances have been sold as part of the battle pass which is in itself a collection of unlockable assets that epic animated and produced so in order for them to assess damages they would have to place a value on one small segment of a thing that costs $9.50 they could also

i’ve never felt so lame and out of touch as when i read through this list of movies that adults see and only recognized like 10-20% of them.  That’s what having 3 kids under the age of 10 will do to you.  

i’m curious why they never tried mercy’s ult being a res for all players in an area with players coming back to life with a fraction of their health pool and that slowly builds them back to full health after a set period of time 10-15 seconds or so.  That way the opposing team is still forced to deal with a the res

yeah i mean i think it’s a slippery slope for people to claim that because they did this one thing a very specific way that if anyone does something similar to it, they now own that IP.

Fortnite also has “featured” dances from Napoleon Dynamite, Will Ferrell’s SNL “More Cowbell” Blue Oyster Cult skit, The “shoot” dance, jim carrey’s tuxedo scene jig from dumb and dumber, chris farley’s SNL Chippendale’s dance from the skit with Patrick Swayze and i just read that the backpack kid is now suing them

Where was Alfonso when destiny was selling “their dance” 2 years before anyone cared about fortnite? To be fair if people want to bring these lawsuits against epic games, not only are they doing it against a company who has the money to fight it, they’ll aso face the brunt of the legal teams their Weyland Yutani Corp

in this case people are mining patches for unreleased assets that will show up in the game in the next few days or weeks.  There’s an entire subreddit devoted to it. 

interesting how that math worked out. wonder who the one guy was...