Strange Synthetic Almond Liquid, you mean.

The NBA is really going all-in on this female referee thing.

Lawrence Taylor: How old are you?

Lockout shortened season = NOT AN ASTERISK

I was expecting some kind of racial relevance, not pointless and dull trolling.

That is NOT how the second verse goes of that song.

I feel that a significant part of the reason I want to eventually birth a child is to make the past 20+ years of monthly hell worth it.

Coach: Sorry, but you are going to need to lose some extra pounds if you want to be on the field for the AFC Championship.

[pass me another cinnamon] Roll Tide!

Next to Ryan Adams, in those stupid sunglasses.

Thankfully, Blake only a mild case. Here's an example of what a fatal Steph infection looks like.

Dear Electron,

Here's Tommy Lawrence in goal against Chelsea two years earlier:

Don't be like "old Liverpool goalie" Rob Lowe, get DirecTV.

I'm pretty sure this is why Jimmy got into show business. Just for this. He'll probably retire in a week.

She hopped on the sticks like he was going to take it easy.

On a graph, where the X axis is "Excited" and the Y axis is "scared", where would you plot your emotional coordinates? (sO, sO)?