He’s like a people! Silly monkey*.

It’s very disturbing that one of the foremost black athletes in this country promotes white powder.

Surprised you didn’t mention the absolute, most awkward part of the song:

My friends and your friends should all hang out! Everyone in my crew always shows up with weed and then we all bitch about how we wish we had some Oreos.

Disappointment, my old friend. ;,,(

Fighters only get the extra pound if it’s a non-title fight. I guess non-title fights are “less important” so they get the leeway? Seems pretty dumb.

As my man at the end of the video called ‘em, “these fuckin guys.”

Big and black ‘95-’05 Mercurys and Chevys have always scared the crap outta me! I never really got hassled by the cops when I was younger, but those boats will always be undercover law enforcement vehicles to me. Usually with a spotlight on the driver’s side and a comical amount of antennas on the trunk, you could…

An old, beloved Integra would be far more heartbreaking. This dude didn’t even get a chance to get his dumb Civic home and fuck the gas filler tube.

Outfield assists are the best. I couldn’t wait for SportsCenter when I heard an in-game update that Vlad Guerrero gunned someone out on one hop to 3rd.

Haven’t started a weekend with DTFH in 20 years...

I’ve been using the same stainless 10-inch saute pan for probably 20 years. It is easily my favorite possession. Nothing I’ve ever bought is as reliable as this fucking pan. Sometimes I burn stuff on purpose just so I can be amazed at how quick it goes from a charred nightmare to immaculately clean. And when it goes…

So late-90's ska-punk was just backwards NES jams?

That was a thoroughly enjoyable read Nathan!

I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?

Is Chicago? Is Not Chicago? 

If there was a ever a correct answer to that question, you’d get a point! :D

I don’t know about weirdest but Audio Science has been my favorite since I first heard it. That actress chick and her husband named their next kid Mortimer.

I’m from NYC and had too google what the fuck a Harris Teeter is. You learn something new every day...

Betting UFC would be my money-maker with the $50 bank. Just drop me off 1 year ago at a sportsbook on a Saturday morning. I can definitely remember enough results to throw together a nice parlay or even hit a dog or two on that first event. From there, just a few memorable 2016 dogs: Bisping over Silva, then Nate over…