Here's what I don't understand… especially even on Deadspin alone. Was the pass call a smart play? No. It wasn't.

I'm sure she's fine. Looks like she pulled out her calculator and immediately began cheering herself up.

That is one horrific threesome at 3:20.

Seahawks fans were quoted as saying this was the biggest loss in the franchises' 10 year history.

Watching fans' dreams die never gets old.

Fahrenheit XLIX

I live in Maine so....no? I liked Prague better.

all of them. He took his Lipitor.

Me too, but I don't think that's legal anymore.

"He'll be fine."

so with that first picture, I gotta ask, did they manage to make him pee in his sleep?

When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN.

would that be a pay-per-view event?

Chili ain't got no beans!!

Im retarded. Really dont know what else I expected. I think I figured it was something going to be random and....yep.

Every year I want to make that goddamn chili so fucking badly, and every year my wife is still deathly allergic to beans.

"A fourth title for Belichick, making him the greatest coach of all time. (He definitely already is.)"

The game may have ended in a blowout, but at least she stuck around for the hole show.

Yeah, I've done it in that order. I prefer the order above: even though I love caramelized onions, in chili I prefer a punchier, brighter onion flavor. Still, both ways are perfectly tasty as long as you don't burn the onions.