Are you serious with this post? This is how NOT to base a sports argument on stats.

“G. Gordon Kitty” is fucking awesome because KITTY PUNS!!!! ;D

Antoine Griezmann’s response (because this is how I imagine two French dudes video-battling would go):

Ugh. Not much I can say that hasn’t already been posted, but I’m so sorry for your loss. Remember tho, you’re a hero. You saved a life. Still, it hurts me (a total stranger) that you and Kelly didn’t have more time together. It’s just not fair. Life can really be a motherfucker sometimes.

She’s beautiful! Gooooooooooooood kitty ;)

That’s cute as shit. :D

That’s how I read it. ;)

Jeez. They should just rename the sport “Concussion Protocol.”

Eh. Not until he has a sword fight in the jungle with Cate Blanchett while standing between two moving vehicles...

+4

I don’t know why, but it seems Eric Hosmer is... somehow... INVOLVED.

Russo has some assholes listeners...

BALON’s a Greyjoy, the MARTELLS are a totally different crew. Landon really has to start watching GoT with closed-captions on ‘cause I just think he still doesn’t know character names after 5 seasons.

Jealous. That sound wonderful. I have a 8 to 9-foot-tall plowed pile of the WHITE SHIIIIIT outside. I’ll still be looking at the sonovabitch in April. ::sigh::

This is some like, poetry, maaaaaaaaaan.

this... This... THIS!!!

I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.

Perfect joke. Where do I nominate this for something?

His nickname’s “Meathead” by the way. Like, for real.

Fucking fuck fucking cancer!