According to what I know about Mexicans or something, they didn’t say PUTO enough, cause Chapo’s a total frikkin PUTO!

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Zing!

Oh, that made me HAHA.

Prouder of my 18 of 20 correct than my American citizenship.

Like wtf? Just speak normal, you dumb mini-human.

The Inuit don’t inhabit Alaska... asshole.

Nice pun, asshole.

They actually stopped taking the census in northeastern Alaska...

Oh man, that made me laugh...

I want to go to there.

Honest mistake, but... yikes. 😬

Ahh, shit. I think I screwed up...

Just barely making the “Comment of the Year” deadline here. How do I nominate this?

I thought it. You said it. Fuck us. ;)

“COMPANIES DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.”

Glad you didn’t rush to just post a bad pic (possible?) of Geddy.

Oh, I’ll slap the bass, I’ll slap you, I’ll slap everything/body!

Need a bassist? Only bass... I will not play any other instruments! It’s my role and that’s that!