man, with all that; you prolly should be out looking for better employment than trolling Kinja boards.

I’m absolutely on #TeamCardi.

After Bodak, i went back to her first couple mixtapes. She reminds me of Original Kim & is what Onika was aspiring to be, except she’s 100% real af.

It’s rough man. How am i supposed to live; if my heart skips a beat whenever i see a 2015 or later model ford explorer?

i just feel that if any ‘old hiphop’ fan liked lil kim, they can’t hate on Cardi, simply through transitive property of topical bars.

I feel like any “Old School Real HipHop” fan who doesn’t like this and does like Li’l Pre-Surgery Kim is a giant hypocrite and should end all discussions in regards to not liking Cardi. I think she’s exactly what Onika was trying to be...

“Like, I’m pretty sure you’re plotting against me right now, so I’m looking at you crazy. Or at least you might could be. In fact, who is you? Is you is or is you ain’t my constituency?”

This is literally me at my desk every day. even while reading this in a tiny window so Dwight Folks don’t screen spy on the kid. 

I say as soon as it turns off; before the shift is over of course; they get like a 50k taser shock? that seems fair

I feel like, it’s always been times like this; being black in america.

Most police are nearly militarized; it ain’t like they don’t have actual legitimate APCs and like tanks and shit

oh, bless your heart & healing hands. I can’t do pre-work work. Especially that early. kiss my whole ass, sent me the minutes.

yeah, even the officials can see it wasn’t a catch.

Well, looks like i choo-choo-choose you to have my star today.

what time do you start work, 4?

MPs receive a little more law enforcement training than the rest of the military; but it ain’t like you gotta be top tier to be an MP. I don’t know too many MPs (who are career) that are actually bright. take that information with it as you please; but it’s not like there’s some sort of higher standard just cause it’s…

asking the prevalent questions.

I don’t know; the way America’s military is; i don’t think that’s any better of an idea.

To be quite honest; i’m REALLY surprised that all the famous west coast weedheads of color haven’t just banned together and made a super dispensary. Considering like 3 of em have their own strains and such.

I feel like Reggie Noble should be in this discussion

+1 Levi’s adjustment.

ah, ok. well in that case; it’s fuck treggs righ now. he better get his shit right; fringe ass WR