This is how it starts, first Fireball; then suddenly Darth Becky isn’t so Darth anymore, and you “understand” why she did a song with Kung-Fu Kenny

+1 Dawg Pound

The fact that there aren’t any memes is pretty telling as to how big of a story this wasn’t going to be initially.

is this a dig, or an observation? he makes a valid point, and delivers an example. Granted maybe a slight hyperbole with “extreme” but it looks on the level

+1 Birth Certificate

“Get back in the field where you belong, boy! No need for your fancy pants panderin’s and political shenanigans. ‘t’ain’t what we pay ya fer!”

here, just take it.

one day i asked my mom what money was made out of, and she roundaboutly explained it was paper, i replied; so money does grow on trees?! it was next week when i woke up.

+1 lip pop

Did you go to college?
what can i do to get my hair like yours?
do you have kids? / how many kids do you have?

Man, i really wish there was a more kaepable QB that was available to lead the team. I honestly think they would have been better off colin Ray Finkle instead.

There’s a strange and off chance that the team going would build idk team morale and maybe they might play better? Who knows what positives a happy team can bring...

Brilliant.

+1 associate.

Honestly, because of the initial report, I feel like it’s all a bunch of nonsense and spin, and i think where ever they trade him, Lebron signs there next summer.

don’t forget mops & powder

If the Cavs had a couple more playmakers, then their second team wouldn’t be so atrocious.

to be quite honest; you could speed the process up if you wanted to. Mary jane is always willing to help. Hell tell em you think you’ve got PTSD and they might even help faster.

Source: Been there; done that.

Honestly, i have enough friends on GTA in which we would target his “1MDC” and keep a constant rotation. the (max)$35k wouldn’t be anything to me.

I don’t know; he’s been around Michelle for 8 years; i’d sample Uncle Joe’s potato salad. I feel like he learned a thing or two.