So I can tell my racist grandma I voted for all the brown people.

And were’s what Joe Theismann, then of ESPN, wrote about it:

Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

Joe Buck and Troy Aikman can go buy a Hyundai SUV to get away from it all and then get eaten by a bear.

That’s what I gather.

Holy crap, what is this billboard implying? That Trump is the Second Coming???????????????????

“It was never my intention to” = “Okay so I did it but I’m not sorry for it, or at least not willing to say sorry because I still fully believe I’m right.”

That “honey” tweet above? Go ahead and click on it, folks. If you scroll all the way up, you’ll see that Claire Willett actually went to the trouble of writing out a 28-tweet thread in order to lay out exactly What The Problem Is, starting with this:

You saw that shit too, huh? 

She could always transfer to a college somewheres in Florida to finish her degree, then work for a news blog, and use the fact that she went to a HBCU as a way to lend herself credibility when she inevitably writes a bad take on what a black, former president should do with his free time.

Whenever these guys come up, I’m always reminded of that Reno 911 sketch about the age of consent cards.

+1 “what do YOU mean, ‘you people’”

That other guy’s Britt McHenry costume is on point though

+ X number of “you people”

I guess we should just be grateful he didn’t go as Kirk Lazarus.

My condolences to this sailor’s family and friends.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

Rodgers gets to go home and add to his years-long list of reasons why he’d be justified in murdering his teammates and coaches.

I’ll laugh my ass off if at the end of the trailer, it just says Untitled Avengers Sequel.

Getting Broke Lopez has helped a lot. As has Ersan Ilyasova for the Mirza Teletovic Memorial White Dude Stretch-4 role. But what stands out most is how there’s actually off-the-ball movement whether Giannis is posting up or driving, thus changing the passing windows and forcing the defense to adjust. What a concept!

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