Reverse the 1997 World Series. As a 12-year-old in Cleveland, it crushed me.

He looks like Mitch McConnell’s uglier older brother.

As someone who's been: I thought the people who camp were the trash?

THIS! A car that physically large isn't a Miata at all to me

The Mazdaspeed Miata is the answer. I felt similarly about the NA’s I owned before my MSM.

All jokes aside this was way better than the Raptors-Cavs series.

Binge drinking and shitty sports: the most quintessentially Cleveland things ever

Miracle on 4th and 34

The tech industry: a bunch of people who don't have friends building apps to detonate the relationships of those that do.

My rule of thumb? If a woman wants to see a picture of your dick, she'll ask. Full stop.

I think those are the four cornerstones of the Bay Area’s economy

I think the knee held together with chewing gum has more to do with that.

GET A CLUE, MORANS!

You know what the difference between Houston and an anus is?

As a Democrat I disagree.

“We don’t”

Yeah, but those weren't hands clapping...

As someone who was driving a 1990 TSi AWD at the time, I wish I could star this a thousand times.

As someone who lived in northeast Ohio for almost three decades, the only thing surprising about this car is that it took this long for someone to do it.

I remember when a cd of ten tracks, eight of which sucked, cost $20. The industry deserves this pain.