as if having to work in Jimmy Haslam’s Misery Mine wouldn't drive someone to substance abuse?

...by default

Shit, in the Midwest you have enough Rangers to have a Spec Ranger series with every major city having a “home team”

My dad had two of the Chevy Celebrity clones of these back in the 90's. The first was a Eurosport wagon that grenaded its 2.8 at 60k miles. The second was a city car for his work, it was an iron duke that burned to the ground on the side of I-90.

I nominate David Branch for NFL commissioner

Just light a candle and set it next to where you're chopping onions. The stuff that makes you cry will be drawn away from you, towards the candle, and you won't look like Ali G.

Are we sure that's not Macklemore?

Shit, SEC players give the same answers to those questions sober.

“Jamokes.”

Jed York is the new Al Davis

Add a 4G63 and it truly is the best challenger. I’ve see this car run in person, it flies.

What scares the shit outta me is that this will only improve his standing with the sort of mouth breathers who voted for Dubya.

Does anyone else remember the Batman BBQ story from RX7club? OMGWTFBBQ

There's a difference?

Judging by his decision-making skills, that's been done already.

Who do you think she is, Harvey Birdman?

Look, just because Jerry signs CFL-level talent, it doesn't make Dallas a CFL team.

All jokes aside, we did better with Jim and Paul than with anyone else...

Don't let Browns fans see this and start getting ideas...