oldhawkbill
Old Hawk Bill
oldhawkbill

Great article, thank you for writing! I’ve struggled with weight and body image for years myself but in the opposite direction. I’m 6’4” under 150. I look and feel like a stick bug and seemingly no matter how hard I try I can’t fill out or put on significant weight. People tell me to “eat something” and don’t realize

That last part. I’ve got hope. It’ll be interesting to see what happens when the generation that grew up living through the console wars to see the aftermath of more or less just XBox or PlayStation, makes it into the director and VP levels at these places. I hope they don’t forget their roots and the bittersweet news

I respect the hell out of that and it’s great to hear. May his phone ring off the hook with good people lining up to work with him. 

That’s really sad to hear. I remember just recently watching him on a Netflix show Seven Days Out and he seemed so happy to be a part of what esports is becoming. I know nothing about the man himself but by all accounts he seems like a great dude with the passion and energy the industry needs.

We’re out of Boar’s Head, is Publix brand ok? 

I don’t mean to be pedantic but the dorsal fin would be the hammer, and the pectoral fin a trigger 🤷🏼‍♂️

Ark.

There’s....more than one version? Sometimes it’s an oboe.

The funny part, at least to me, is that Ticketmaster shuts down for those two weeks so while the rest of us in the events world want to hustle and get shit done (much of which requires Ticketmaster input) we can’t because they’re off for two weeks lmao

Your username is so perfect.

that last sentence....so well crafted.

Do you watch Nathan For You? If not you should check it out, it’s exactly your comment lol

That little girl that put hers in the microwave didn’t play for FSU lol there’s psychopaths all around.

And good riddance Jimbo Fisher.

I appreciate what you’ve done here. Excellent work.

How many people a year die in just plain ol’ road crashes not related to chases at all?

Interesting casting for the new Brady Bunch movie.

Can we talk about that name, Mignon Clyburn, for a second? Now THAT’S a name.

Is it pronounced like minion or as in filet mignon? I need to know.

“the dad grilling the little girl” see I took this as some sort of cannibal cooking commercial...

And I’d be willing to bet that like every single Corolla driver I’ve ever seen, hers will be missing at least one hubcap.

Late and not that crazy but I always laugh when remembering shoveling my roommate INTO the driveway cause his completely unwinterized Fiat 500 Abarth with its low profile tires couldn’t handle the half inch coating of snow on a driveway with a grade of MAYBE 1 degree.