Is phony? Manipulated? Out of context? I realize he was probably said the exact same things when Edison recorded him making an ass of himself, but those are three entirely different things. And please, tell us what the appropriate context would be when making vulgar or racist comments. The one that comes to mind would…

I’m white, and that’s some racist shit. In my much younger days I worked as a bank teller, and HE did everything by the book. At the bank where I worked in the very early 1980s, THEY would be looking for a place to cash their unemployment checks.

If you ever go to The Federalist website, notice I guess it would be called their index. It's (un?)coincidentally shaped liked a giant "88" and looks like something off a neo-Nazi site. Fascists who play together stay together.

Is there some requirement this show has to have a completely out of touch, talentless, trust fund baby with no skills (unless, of course, you consider perpetual whining a skill) on their panel?

Sort of like Amway?

Of course to Brett, if someone comes and steals your land, bulldozes your house, and kicks you off into Neverland to try to eke out an existence on land with no water or electricity (well, you had electricity, but the same people who stole your house keep coming and destroying your generator), and you build up an…

Tge Republicans would do well to remember, Florida just voted to reinfranchise about 1.5 million felons. Rick Scott is the one who changed the rule, which Charlie Crist (who became a Democrat) gave them the right after they completed their sentence. Scott forced them to go before a board, but he had final say. Scott…

Conceding is basically just a nicety. The actual vote count decides the race.

For some reason, Florida Republicans just never have been big on making sure all of the votes are counted accurately. You can't tell me the GOP doesn't have personnel in every county, and if they were pulling votes out of somewhere illegal they wouldn't have photo documentation of it every step of the way since…

WH aren't you writing for Splinter?

It could be a Southern colloquialism. I’m 61 and have lived in Georgia my entire life (well, not yet) and I’m well familiar with the phrase. I wonder if it came from people literally dropping their drawers and showing their asses for attention, as in “mooning”?

“our new normal is populated with assholes who feel empowered to take their assholery public”. For that we can thank a certain semi illiterate, obese, orange, culturally and factually challenged individual with a forner case of debilitating heelspurs that was miraculously cured with only a note from a doctor and a…

She shouldn't be kicked out of school. She should be invited for a free vacation in nice padded "hotel" room. Wishes she could take credit for the worst terrorist attack in this country since 9/11? Just because Mr. I. M. Insane in Florida is a lousy bombmaker (thank God), doesn't make it any less so. A good diet of a…

Tell all of your old right wing Republican relatives Antifa’s going to cause trouble at the polls so they need to vote absentee, intercept all of the ballots, and vote for the good guys. It’ll help offset all of the voters the Republican Secretaries of State tossed off the ballots.

Sorry, 2020.

Hell, if a vacancy opened on December 30, 2019, Turtle McSkinfolds would try to ram through a nominee.

They don’t even bother to take the time to stick their fake label on straight. $7.00 worth of oatmeal for (only) $199.99. All you need, which is in plentiful supply after any disaster, is 50 gallons of water to cook it, unless you enjoy yours “extra crunchy”.

Winn Dixie. He wouldn’t understand it has two “N’s”.

I would suggest the Joint Chiefs since he’s a Colonel, but Jefferson Beauregard Lee Stonewall Nathan Bedford Forrest Scarlett O’Hara Sessions would have a hissy fit because it has the word “joint” in it. Yeah, Jeff, the Klan would be okay if some of them didn't smoke pot. That's  definitely  s deal breaker.

I'm getting damned tired of living in a shithole country.