I think it came from the pilot and they just misheard him. "JEEPus Christ this thing's going to crash!"

Neon! Don't forget neon.

It had stability problems. Who’da thunk it?

Sure Amber, he’s in his own apartment, minding his own business, then just “ignores” some damned fool walking in yelling orders at him. What a damned rude host he was, emphasis on WAS thanks to you.

That was my thought. She stopped by her local watering hole for a couple of, or ten, drinks.

SS? Maybe Heelspurs switched to using the real Schutzstaffel?

Ppineapple beer just sounds nasty. People put lime in Corona, but I always figured that was just to try (futilely) to hide the intensity from the dead skunk that was obviously floating in the vat. Now the bottles are exploding and literally putting people's eyes out and blinding them, even after multiple surgeries.…

Okay, I’ll be the “Get off my yard.” guy. What the heck’s wrong with young people today? I’m in my 60s, and the drinking age was 18 way back in the stone age (we also got draft cards so don’t think it was all sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows) and we drank beer, plain old cheap beer. Pabst Blue Ribbon cheap. Old…