This just made me cackle.

There’s worse.

The fact that Mike Pence “won” the debate by lying his ass off about (or just flat out ignoring) all the crazy and deplorable shit Trump has said over the last year and a half, how poor of a businessman he is, and how stupid his proposed policies are, speaks to the sorry state of this presidential race very well.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

Oh my gawd.

If Judge Judy moderated, this debate would be SO MUCH MORE FUN!

The baster scene sounds like the male fantasy of what a female fantasy would look like.

I! Think! He! Needs! To! Up! His! Game!

I can’t find the brag thread, and I don’t want to step on anyone’s toes, but I didn’t know where else to share this: I picked up my one month clean and sober keytag!

congrats! a great piece!

Congrats! That is fucking awesome! My brag is that i made it through a hellish work week. Fuck this week, haha!

Starting a brag thread this week because I’m so excited!

I was named after a little girl being abused in my parent’s religious cult. So, suffice to say, it’s a regret. But don’t cry for me, Argentina: I took my mother’s maiden name as my first name when I got married, and took my spouse’s last name, because it’s a badass last name. So in a way, I got to name myself, and…

Relatively minor things from yesterday that Trump did that I don’t understand:

When I was in grade school I got hauled into the Principal’s office for writing in “twice” in the blank space next to sex on some from we had to fill out. It was a joke (obviously), but I was 11 so they called my parents because the school was afraid that I was actually sexually active.

consider the plight of yon RIFF RAFF, who is under the impression that his mother is either fire or an app.

I guess Flea is more of an Irish Spring man.

Someone needs to tell photogs nowadays that they’re not being edgy or even original. It’s a trope that’s older than Blac Chyna.

Bloom: “Hey, Miranda. Just a head’s up. The most embarrassing photos you can imagine of me are going to be coming out. You’ve been warned”