oldfashionedsandmuppets
Old Fashioneds and Muppets
oldfashionedsandmuppets

So weird—I heard she’ll be 45 in January.

Thank you! Just started reading it on my Kindle, just the foreword and Kelly’s story so far. Such great information already. A little triggering because he hits on stuff people don’t usually know unless they’ve been in that type of scenario, (Like that fear. Not just fear. IT IS “THAT” FEAR. It’s different.) but

I tried to pretend that I was happy and I got called out on it, big time. That’s the truth and that’s what happened. It sucks.

Though I certainly understand why he chose not to, I honestly wish Biden had run- and please don’t take that as anti-Hillary, because I have a lot of faith in her. But I often think that Biden would not only wipe the floor with Trump, but do it in such an all encompassing policy and straight-talk smackdown way that

people who probably played Pokemon Go for like 2 weeks and bailed.

Agreed. Dan Savage actually has a pretty good take on third party candidates. They need to actually do stuff, and they need to start small. If you want the presidency one day, start with your local dog-catcher and utilities and school boards and work your way up, but you CAN NOT just start with running for

Well, yes and then there is the charming two-fer when you actually do talk about being assaulted sexually and then get both physical and sexual assault from the guy you thought was the one who would care the most. Oh wait. I forgot. That was how he showed he cared. How silly of me.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

There’s a fraternity where the barrier to entry was raping someone???What...what the...what is this? *checks calendar* Oh! haha, nevermind. I almost forgot what year this was.

I actually wasn’t as angry about all the little things....before. I just sort of felt icky at the time and then brushed them off as no big deal.

All of the “smaller” violations build up over time, they are part of the air we breathe, and underlie the numerous doubts that keep us from coming forward in cases in rape. They contribute to the atmosphere that this is just how things are. That our bodies are not our own.

Xzibit really doesn’t know when to stop, does he?

Playing my rape victim card: I’ve been raped by a stranger in an alley. I’ve also had my boob grabbed by a guy in an elevator who was trying to hit on me, and a guy in a meeting touch my leg under the table, and a crazy homeless guy grab my crotch. I’m never going to tell you that being raped was better than those

Pussycat Dome!

But he’s a pro at performing in a wheel chair!

I’m pretty sure I am going to win this. I lived with all of the roommates below in on campus apartment style housing in a single school year:

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

Makes sense, she can’t stay with someone for too long. Otherwise they start asking questions about how she never ages and needs permission to enter people’s homes.

I’m interested the most in hearing everyone’s smallest ones. One of mine, for example: