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Old Fashioneds and Muppets
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Omg me too! I thought I was gonna have to make my “I will punch every millenial I see if Trump wins” speech.

“People are starting to realize rape is a serious crime... It does not happen by accident. It’s a conscious decision by a rapist. The victim should always have the opportunity to come forward.”

Wow. That poem captures that rape is not Law and Order with a menacing narrative. It’s like, you are living your life, a day or an evening and then you were raped. And you put it back together and take it apart to see how you missed the clues and the cues that this is going to happen. And it’s not some thing that has

Holy shit. First time I’ve read it. It, uh, hit really really close to home for me. As I’m sure it does for a lot of women who were 19 once.

This poem is always worth posting; “Rape Joke” by Patricia Lockwood.

Yep, that’s why no man ever has been raped, no drugs have ever been used to limit people’s ability to fight back, and rape is solely a thing that occurs in a dark alley when a tiny defenseless woman is attacked by a big strong man!

Haha but it’s the Van Nuys Costco to be exact.

How Seymour isn’t #1 (and numbers #2-#10) is a mystery to me. The original episode has one of the saddest outros in the history of cartoons.

My eyebrows will never recover from being a teen in the ‘00s.

2016 sucks even more now because of your post

Mayans must have miscalculated the end of the world by 4 years cause 2016 sucks.

wait did you watch that calista flockhart movie in health class? the one where she was bulimic and would drive her station wagon into the woods and binge eat and then go home and vomit in jars and hide them in her closet?

Trust me, she’s ready and typically used to debating people that aren’t sentient circus peanuts that got left in your trunk while at the Arizona State Fair. She’s a policy wonk that will be hard to top in that arena. Trump would’ve had to have them drilled in his head.... for the last to years... to at least pretend

(sorry I know we’re not yassing anymore. But WHOOP)

I forgot to post it last night because I was too busy making an impromptu screen door out of screen fabric and industrial velcro.

ADPi has great parties. Here’s a photo from one.

Show me Aristotle getting a full Brazilian, and I’ll show you someone who’s waxing philosophically.

Never Again. On the one hand, it was valuable to know why we didn’t work, and we finally ended it TWO MONTHS BEFORE OUR WEDDING. But on the other hand, maybe we would have been just fine never living together.

The headline is a bit misleading. You should definitely experience living on your own in between living with roommates and living with a significant other.

Does anyone remember what “Mac Sound Sets” were? They were a plugin for early Mac running OS9 and earlier.