oldfashionedsandmuppets
Old Fashioneds and Muppets
oldfashionedsandmuppets

It depends? I'm all "team sex" but there are some nights when I'd much prefer a couple glasses of wine and netflix to: showering, gym, cologne, dressing up, doing hair, fresh breath, red bull, etc followed by intercourse that might (with foreplay) last 20 minutes.

Memes and emojis both made it into the top 8? This is foul. If makeup beats sex I am leaving this site and becoming an MRA.

NO. NO. You can binge watch all the time. It's NOT SPECIAL.

^ This... I am a grumpy old existing in LA and I feel like Cochella style is basically capitalizing on what has been our version of Basic Cali Girl style for the last 3 to 5 years. My office is right near all the fancy shops on Robertson and I have been looking at this combo of shorty shorts, fringy boots, boxy top,

my Coachella style is from the Gives No Fucks house of fashion. comfortable shoes, floppy hat, and layers layers layers to pile on once the sun goes down. I look like your Crazy Aunt Janet, but I'm the most comfortable lass on the polo field.

As someone who goes to a ton of music festivals (including Coachella), the thing that drove me crazy about "Coachella style" is that the clothes didn't make any sense for festival going. For the parties? Sure. But for the festival itself? No fucking way. Sky high wedges, jumpsuit, large hat, a crochet shawl, and micro

"UNPOPULAR OPINION: I Don't Feel Guilty For Not Tipping You"

About seven years ago I was diagnosed with ovarian cancer. I was lucky in that it was fairly isolated so they just chopped that sucker out, but I was devastated by the treatments. Just.. so so sick. An old friend of mine (we'd shared a really shitty apt in NYC in my early 20s and during this time she and I had had a

"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."

My (now ex) fiancé and I had a somewhat long-distance relationship. I worked an a city 3 hours from the small town we lived in, so I would stay with friends or my parents while I worked my 4 days on, and go home on my days off. Things were never "good" when I was at home, but anyone can tolerate each other for 4-5

ToyTalk has said parents can opt to receive daily or weekly e-mails that allow them to access the audio files of their child's conversations with Hello Barbie.

It needs to start even earlier than that. I work in a day care and I teach pre-school-aged children consent. "No means no and stop means stop." gets tossed around a lot in my class. They ask for permission to touch or hug. They understand that there are ways to say no that don't involve talking (My class is 4 and 5

This is unfortunately how most men are raised, to drain women.

You have an amazing husband. Does he have a handsome single brother? Lol. You story is so moving. Unfortunately a few years back in 2007 I became seriously ill & after lots of frightening tests & a cancer scare (thank god I don't have colon cancer)...I finally got a diagnosis of ulcerative colitis. I was in a lot of

I am six weeks post blindside-breakup and want nothing more than for my ex to vaporize into nothingness and be annihilated forevermore. I already have plenty of friends.

FYI, you're kind of an entitled asshole. The reason many places ban perfume is because of people with allergies, asthma, or migraines. Perfume can trigger a hour or days long migraine for some people.

Posted a review based only upon the ridiculous so-Santa Fe ban...

Now whenever I see a late 90's Camaro, I hear "Bitchin' Camaro" in my head and think of Pornstache.

...is it not summer for you guys already?

We had an horrid relationship, the last 2 years where whiteout sex We had already broken up, I came to my apartment to find him inside it, lucky me the guy I was having sex with was waiting for me at a part several blocks away, Called my best friend because I wasn't going to be alone with my psycho ex...

I was