I pay for Spotify and it’s the best decision I’ve probably ever made. (To be fair, I make a ton of terrible decisions.) I get to listen to almost anything I’d want to listen to at work on my computer or on my phone while I’m walking. It’s pretty great.

Yup. Exactly.

Thank god I live in Los Angeles. It’s 85 degrees. I don’t need to settle to keep warm. (Though back in my New York days... yikes...)

Would 100% watch that battle. However, I feel like Taylor would probably win, and that is a terrifying scenario.

When I worked in the indie film world, I read the script. I wanted so badly to hate it, but it’s actually a pretty great story. Hopefully, all the pieces came together.

Yes. All I want is a Viking funeral with lots of whisky.

Thank you so much for this blog. These stories reminded me of the good times I had in the 10+ years I spent in the service industry (as well as the fucking terrible, awful, worst possible times) and always made me laugh/cringe in the best possible way. Guess I’ll be checking out Wonkette.

Born and raised in Los Angeles and I’ve never hiked Runyon. Same with the majority of my friends from growing up. The only people I know who “hike” in LA regularly are not natives. So, there’s that.

It can also stop suggesting one-night-stands in the “people you may know” column. Just because we exchanged phone numbers doesn’t mean I need to see pictures of them with their parents. Kthxbai.

Not to mention the side effects of the meds. (Just helped a family member go through the 3-month treatment for Hep C — she’s lost hair, her skin is still incredibly sensitive to the sun, and she still has some fatigue and the treatment finished last April.) Luckily, my family member was able to get into a test group…

Eh... there is that teeny tiny fear that they’ll mutate and become antibiotic resistant, right? I’d just rather not deal with them.

some of the worst offenders are divorced guys in their 30s and 40s

Yikes. I mean, you never know what goes on or what went on behind closed doors, but there is a special place in hell for anyone who lies to their sexual partners.

Annnnd I’m going to find glowsticks on my way home to make the glowstick/whiskey bubble bath a reality for myself. Good call on all counts.

she was “afraid of deep things,” so she couldn’t partake in bowls.

Apparently, the women who were coming over to his house to sleep with him were going into his bathroom and taking photos of his medications and then threatening to sell those photos to the tabloids.

I can look back on this and laugh now, but at the time... ::shudders::

I thought some glitter might help get the point across.

Tinder is amazing if you like neck beards, fedoras, and dudes who are really really into magic.

And cream and crimson and silver and rose.