THIS.

What happened to Andre?

Not enough stars.

6 1/2 years. I feel you.

Two horrifying bug stories, one apartment.

Fall is the best; it’s the season with the least Facebook engagement announcements*.

Not enough stars.

I have that scar, too.

Ooof... Nope. My douchelord tried to convince me that he liked looking at the casual encounters section for masturbatory purposes because, and I quote, the women looked “more likely to actually have sex with [him]” so it made his fantasies more realistic. Seriously cannot express how grateful I am I didn’t walk away…

Same. And then he figured how to turn off the search history on the browser.

I want that.

At one coffee shop I worked at, one of our regulars was a youngish, obnoxious lady who would order a caramel latte with five shots of espresso in the morning. One day, fed up with her attitude, my coworker on my sly made all her espresso shots decaf.

This. This has always been my main issue with cheating, particularly in a marriage or LTR situation when the “condom talk” has occurred and you’re no longer using them with your partner. All it takes is one “slip up” — and god knows how much straight boys hate condoms (#notallstraightcismen #butmostofthem) — and…

All the stars. Someone else’s relationship is not my circus, not my monkeys.

Maybe don’t go to Zinque? I mean, unless you’re there for happy hour, that place is super overpriced.

I used to troll Mormon chatrooms when I was a preteen on AOL. Totally did it to impress one of my older brother’s friends. Oh, the 1990s...

GMs notoriously give zero fucks. Obviously, the issue isn’t that these people have never met the internet before. The issue is that they’ve never worked in the service industry.

I once worked at a restaurant where we were specifically instructed to warn people away from a product. It was an acquired taste, for sure — warm noodles, cold sauce (that was a combination of mint and spinach, so it was a bit of a green mess) (or cold noodles and warm sauce... this was about 8 years ago) — but we had…

Thank you! That’s been driving me nuts.

Ooof... That’s a deep rabbit hole. Been in that one all week.