“Like monkeys and Donkeys” Well there’s a joke that almost writes itself.

“Hi I’m from the Daily mail” should be anyone’s cue to shut and lock the door.

I want one of those giant snorlax plushies so I can place it in the middle of a sidewalk and put up a sign that says “route closed.”

Ted Cruz is a bunch of crazy bebop that comes out of nowhere and goes nowhere.

“You see, your majesty, people purchase their food in large stores.”
“Well, I knew that.”
“Ah, but did you know they can now get their baked beans for the low, low price of fifty cents?”
“Ah, marvelous!”
Come down to a Wiggly-Piggly’s near you to check out our amazing selection of products!

Just ask a Venezuelan. Their stores are empty right now.

He’s said a lot of outrageous things...but he’s also said a lot of moderate things...hm.
The way the Republican party works these days, you can’t be a front-runner candidate without expressing a lot of horrible opinions. What if Trump (excuse me, Drumpf) is taking the Republican rhetoric to the extreme so he can sneak…

I feel like, if the majority group holding power is laughing and clapping at your speech, you’re not pushing them hard enough.

That is the most adorable car I’ve ever seen

Doctor Who is all real and filmed on-location.

Aw, and that was my favorite episode too.

BRB gonna go mess with some car stereos

“I’ve got four billion dollars, so listen up.”

Well, it’s not a surprise if you blab about it on Kotaku, is it?

Face masks and goggles? That’s...not exactly a turn-off.

I think I will toss a coin.

And China already has its million-dollar missile, the DF21. Shoots up like a rocket and comes down like a satellite-guided meteor. Hits about as hard too.

*Sees group of people in blood-soaked ponchos*
Well, THIS looks like a happy TV show!

It’s so cute!

As long as it’s not electricity again. That was a weird era.