Elmo thinks this is THOUGHTCRIME.

That bear knows kung-fu!

For God’s sake, the link is already there! The guy specifically said “no more baby parts!” WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?

Oh, I don’t know. The Republican party is identified with religious and social conservatism. There are plenty of Muslims whose beliefs align with that. The only reason they’d be driven to the Democrats is because other people in the party would be all “OMG POTENTIAL MUSLIM TERRORISTS IN OUR PARTY.”

She is literally wrapped in the American flag.

THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE GUTS!

Even without getting into porn niches, there’s plenty of pressure on pregnant women not look not merely beautiful, but Sexy. Ever since Demi Moore posed for that one magazine photo...

SOME BABBY

I think comics writers are more willing to explore topics like pregnancy and domesticity than they used to. The various obnoxious (and occasionally insane) way in which pregnancy stories used to play out were written because superhero comics used to be all action, all the time. Story lines are less compressed now, and…

Thought that was Spider-woman for a second.

On the other hand, you can get a used Playstation 1 on Amazon for cheap, and it still works. And some of the games for it hold up well, 15-20 years after their publication.

They’re red and green, for God’s sake! Isn’t that christmasy enough?

That is true. What I mean is, there was a lawsuit alleging that CandyCrush stole the basic artwork and concept of the game from CandySwipe. But I checked Snopes, and apparently the claims have been settled or withdrawn.

We’ve got more aircraft carriers than the rest of the world put together. Why do we need another one?

Thar she blows!

Didn’t Candy Crush steal its idea from another game developer?

So Ford’s first car was a Quad Bike.

“Fritz, why did you only design the car with one wheel?”
“Because there’s literally one goddamn wheel factory left in Germany.”
“Fair enough.”

The instructions say “fire once at someone who has a better weapon, discard, then steal their gun.”

The amazing Peel P50! You can drive it to work, then put it in your briefcase!