WE’RE FUCKED

That’s the whole idea. You’re supposed to be terrified, either into buying more guns, or into calling for more gun control so other people will get scared and buy more guns.

Remember, the NRA is a lobby representing a business whose products can’t rely on planned obsolescence. They have to keep increasing sales, but…

“Hardware Store” is an amusing song without being a parody. As is “Frank’s 2000-Inch TV”.

Yeah, and the ICE is doing more work per week than Trump does per month.

I am told, by someone with more experience reading early 21st-century news, that the Bush era was worse than this. Didn’t explain how, exactly, since it was just a tweet, but...

One of the distinguishing features of the Trump administration has been his remarkable inability to do anything besides repeal Obama’s…

Well, technically his beans are lying down for the national anthem.

I should think that an imperial administration would find it financially advantageous to help rebuild a colony after a storm. The whole point of having the colony is to make money, after all, and you can’t do that when the colony’s infrastructure is ruined. So why would Trump make any delay in rebuilding? Because he’s…

I must have the best recipe then.

The thing about automatic fire is, it’s not designed for accuracy. It’s designed for suppressive fire. So Mr. Carlson is right in that sense.

On the other hand, if you’re the kind of person who’s shooting into a crowd, be it a bunch of Tommies marching towards your trench or a mass of unsuspecting concert attendees,…

I think the reason mayonnaise gets such a bad rap is because the grocery-store variety tastes like what suburban Nebraska looks like. Maybe it’s all the preservatives they have to add to make mayo last long on the shelf? It wouldn’t last long otherwise. The shelf life is short and when mayo goes bad, it goes BAD.…

There’s no way for ICE to tell if Splinter fully complied with the request.

It is a responsibility of government to help the common people secure their safety and prosperity. Government is constructed specifically towards this end. Whatever government fails in this endeavor Has no more right to call itself a government. Whatever government fails in this endeavor and continues to demand money…

500 people is a large number, but relative to the number of illegal immigrants in the US, it’s pretty small. Is the ICE actually trying to deport all the illegal immigrants or are they just trying to scare hell out of the majority that they can’t capture?

I thought this was a joke image from Parks and Recreation

So what’s the goal with this sort of behavior?

I didn’t realize there were any native Americans getting mad at chinese-americans...am I missing something?

Well, English people have these sorts of discussions because english kinda-sorts doesn’t HAVE rules. not like, say, French, or German, or Russian, or Chinese, which all have governing bodies to say “these are the rules”, and everyone speaking those languages follows their rulings when it comes to formal writing.…

Oh no, humans will be fine. We’ve been through catastrophe before. Civilzation, on the other hand? That’s toast.

This man has demonstrated that nobody can trust him with their lives.

Well, you can imagine that a lot of people would continue to harbor old prejudices...but as for how many people are obtuse enough to actually march in support of Neo-nazism? Not many. The event in Charlottesville was supposed to be the largest gathering of neo-nazis in a decade and they got some 500 people.

People have…