The trouble with that man’s name is it turns any sentence from past or present tense into future tense.

I am confused about the cover. Is that a blob of gum on the model’s face?

Who pissed in your cheerios?

8400 out of 12 million. If ICE was going to keep up this level of effort they’d be able to kick out all the illegal immigrants in...1400 months, or 116 years. Assuming all illegal immigration ended tomorrow.

And ICE says this is a big event for them, which means they’re unlikely to sustain the effort.

It sounds as…

On the one hand, the officer has trigger discipline. On the other hand, he’s pointing a firearm at a target he hasn’t actually decided to shoot, as if to threaten...and only to threaten.

Now, what I was told by a police officer, when I was in kindergarten, was that the police don’t want to have to use their guns. I…

I imagine they did it by leaving most of the work to the Russians.

The people who led the South into seceding gave up their positions in Congress, allowing the remaining congressmen to vote for the 13th amendment and numerous bills expanding the power of the federal governments. They gambled big and they lost big. Why be proud of a pack of impatient morons?

1.6 billion dollars for a border wall...when we already have a fence at the key crossings...and the original estimate was 20 billion dollars...

This is mostly a symbolic effort, but then, Trump cares about little else than the symbolism.

It’s not about logic, is it? It’s about exercising power.

I notice that she doesn’t appear to be willing to do the work herself.

Terrible taste in interior decorating and photographers, by the looks of it.

Why on earth would the Japanese capture an American pilot and hold her without telling anyone...in 1937? That’s years before Japan declared war on the US.

Apparently the police don’t care what the kids think of them.

We used to have a similar concept in politics; we called it “unity” or “patriotism” or “centrism” or what have you. Alas, with the rise of extremely partisan politics these concepts have been left far behind. The phrase “bipartisan” is almost an oxymoron, for partisanship implies a divide that cannot be bridged.…

I don’t think it’s wise to promote the idea that First Responders should be picky in who they save. If you give them the idea that some people are more deserving of rescue than others, what happens when you’re in trouble and they hate you? I’m sure you don’t want them to have a socially-approved excuse to let you die.…

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Twitch plays Congressional Hearing: the hive mind opens the PC and accidentally releases Trump.

but what about the power GLOVES

She should have spraypainted over the front windshield so they couldn’t drive the thing. What a waste of time.

It’s a big cat with spots that sneaks up behind you and eats you.