“bum groin” I see what you did there.

The guy with the trampoline looks like he wrestled a giant octopus.

POE!

“The Browns can’t possibly fuck this up...right?”

Well, if you actually bothered to read the story, it appears these incidents happened before the election, so I guess they were sobamaized.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the horse.

Her boots aren’t small, they’re definitely at least a C cu......Oooooh, boots.

“his new country home” So you took him to the pound?

No. He also won’t be giving a blessing to the greased altar boy event at the next Bishop’s meeting either, (wink, wink).

Here I am in glorious Cumming, GA.

Man, Dan Snyder is gonna' be envious.

Draymond does it too.

Reminds me that I am still shocked that any New Jersey ten-year-old wouldn't know what calling someone a "Pussy" meant

Remember when Hilary Clinton didn't know it was wrong to have Vince Foster killed. Actually that was a trick question. She still doesn't know it was wrong.

Sam "Bam" Cunningham

And look at Miami's #21. Clearly aiming for his teammate's nuts.

“...before falling and hitting his face on a brick" Wow, around here the cops give you a "Wood Shampoo"

Great. Now I have a craving for an MLT.

"I have nothing against Philly as a whole," Neither did W.C. Fields.

Since it wasn't a Brazilian's hat, the "Throw it back" chant started.