“bum groin” I see what you did there.

POE!

“The Browns can’t possibly fuck this up...right?”

Well, if you actually bothered to read the story, it appears these incidents happened before the election, so I guess they were sobamaized.

The apple doesn’t fall far from the horse.

Her boots aren’t small, they’re definitely at least a C cu......Oooooh, boots.

“his new country home” So you took him to the pound?

No. He also won’t be giving a blessing to the greased altar boy event at the next Bishop’s meeting either, (wink, wink).

Here I am in glorious Cumming, GA.

Man, Dan Snyder is gonna' be envious.

Draymond does it too.

Reminds me that I am still shocked that any New Jersey ten-year-old wouldn't know what calling someone a "Pussy" meant

Remember when Hilary Clinton didn't know it was wrong to have Vince Foster killed. Actually that was a trick question. She still doesn't know it was wrong.

Sam "Bam" Cunningham

And look at Miami's #21. Clearly aiming for his teammate's nuts.

“...before falling and hitting his face on a brick" Wow, around here the cops give you a "Wood Shampoo"

Great. Now I have a craving for an MLT.

"I have nothing against Philly as a whole," Neither did W.C. Fields.

Since it wasn't a Brazilian's hat, the "Throw it back" chant started.

That would be a "Takedownunder"