Would have to steam clean and disinfect the interior first.

Wait a minute....that's not pine tar!

Oh yeah, Chelmsford sucks. But Tyngsboro. Don't get me started on Tyngsbobo

I think we've found the problem.

Listened to your Podcasts and they're very informative. Just one thing. Can you do them in a Russell Crowe voice?

Yeah Jeets

So the women rowers were a coxed pair?

It wasn't even le Clos.

I'll wait till it shows up in the book section of my local Goodwill store, but that's still buying it, right?

The blunder from Down Under.

“Dear Commoner...."

My wife also, (Subaru Outback), but she's the only one I know personally.

I thought it was "You damned kids stay off my lawn!"

Then you should be able to predict the gold medalist in the "Driving a Truck into Human Targets" event.

Pita bred.

If you can manage to keep most of your hair, it helps in the looking younger dept.

Ho-Hum so much like the classic "If God wants to prove to me that He's real, He needs to meet me on the corner of 4th and Main tomorrow at 3pm and if it doesn't happen then I'll know there's no God" If Donald Trump won't fight me...yadda-yadda.

The last time a dick propelled anything.

“Homeless shelter? Luxury!”

“temporarily moved to a different location”