Only Trump’s puppets are allowed.

Ain’t no rules says a dog puppet can’t insurrect the Capitol

“This is a no-smoking area,” probably.

He has a pretty good agent.

It’s good to see Triumph is still getting work. 

People are why we can’t have nice things. 

People pay extra for “patina”...

Most people are jerks

Did a dinosaur shit on your hood?

...the locomotive first served on the Reading Railroad out of Pennsylvania before getting shipped off to Arizona.

“Ewww, this wax tastes like candy corn!!”

McCloud!

All Halloween candy is good candy!

To me, the saddest and stupidest part of this is that her daughter didn’t care in the slightest about getting a degree. She said on her vlog that she wasn’t at all interested in classes, but she definitely wanted the ‘college experience’ of going to the parties.

Chief?

Who?

Fun fact, she's smiling like that because she's physically unable to move her face

She will be in “I’ll Be Homeless For Christmas: A Hallmark Original”, premiering November 25, 2022. 

Are we finally going to find out When the Heart is gonna Call?

This is the one case where being a forgettable actress is helpful.