Only Trump’s puppets are allowed.

Ain’t no rules says a dog puppet can’t insurrect the Capitol

“This is a no-smoking area,” probably.

He has a pretty good agent.

It’s good to see Triumph is still getting work. 

“Wait, did I leave the oven on?”

“F**k, I dont have my mask”

You’re selling the Bald Eagle short

I love how regal and dignified he looks in the official pics, then the one where hes in the road looks like someone who just realized they forgot their car keys upstairs

A Geagle for yinz.

Giant Eagle, Pittsburgh... There’s a joke in there somewhere...

We’ve tried luring him with French fries and pierogis but no luck so far. He was last seen perched on a parking chair on Polish Hill.

This made me both laugh and want a chipped ham sandwich with an Iron City. 

According to Bird Law, he’s free now.

Even the symbol of our country has had enough and just wants to get the hell out of here.

Mate, maybe he just wants to sight-see.  Take in the sights, do a bit of shopping, hunt down a Karen’s Chihuahua...

You can’t keep FREEDOM caged. - Kodiak

People pay extra for “patina”...

Did a dinosaur shit on your hood?