“I never thought it would happen to me”

From the headline I thought this was the worst idea ever ... until I saw the still photo. I have to hand it to the team that put together the costumes and makeup.

“Egyptomania”?

Would it be libel if you claimed Abraham Lincoln wasn’t a vampire slayer when in fact he was?!

When my neighbor’s wife passed away, there were 50 trash bags on the curb one morning. When the husband passed away, they brought in a dumpster. More than once. Although at some point they finished with the boxes and belongings and began gutting the house for resale. But the sheer amount of dross that one can…

Dr Spaceman, how is this possible?!

Will we at least get a “Battle of the Knives Out Cast” style tv show with swimming, tug-of-war, etc.?

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that Sting

The owner of that rent-controlled apartment is never gonna financially recover from this!

Whatever Microsoft themed name you give your kid, Microsoft will rename or outright kill it long before the kid is old enough to go online.

My Xbox One updated last night and is now bricked. Far as I know, I am not an insider.

“Woof, woof, woof, WOOF” (stares directly into camera)

My guess is he never got the hang of the trick where Spike swallows a cigarette ... and then un-swallows it right back up.

Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.

There but for the grace of God, go I.

Why this isn’t the top-rated comment I will never know.

I was watching a World War II movie made during World War II (A Walk in the Sun) and there was one actor I kept thinking “I should know who that is”. When the credits came on it turned out it was Dr. Auschlander!

Rebel scum.

“I thought about getting one for my cat to see where he wanders off to for days at a time but couldn’t justify the cost.”

“I did whut now?”