They fed this eagle nothing but chipped ham sandwiches and Iron City Beer. No wonder he decided to take a stroll.

“I never thought it would happen to me”

Alexandra Souverneva? Isn’t she the Nuka-Cola addict living in Girdershade?

For me, the appeal of the B5 pilot was that it raised so many questions, and then the first season just raised further questions, ... which were answered as more seasons were filmed. Saying that, it’s hard to see how to do a satisfying reboot when we already know the answers to the early mysteries. A reboot would have…

“Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but the average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever.”

Let’s not forget license plate scanners!

“Cook said he had heard from many employees who were frustrated about the recent leaks of the all-hands meeting”

From the headline I thought this was the worst idea ever ... until I saw the still photo. I have to hand it to the team that put together the costumes and makeup.

“Egyptomania”?

Would it be libel if you claimed Abraham Lincoln wasn’t a vampire slayer when in fact he was?!

When my neighbor’s wife passed away, there were 50 trash bags on the curb one morning. When the husband passed away, they brought in a dumpster. More than once. Although at some point they finished with the boxes and belongings and began gutting the house for resale. But the sheer amount of dross that one can…

Dr Spaceman, how is this possible?!

You live in the Chicago suburbs? Is your last name “Griswold”? Is your proposal to build a park closer to Chicago actually because you’re still a little angry about that vacation when you drove half way across the country just to find the park was closed?

Will we at least get a “Battle of the Knives Out Cast” style tv show with swimming, tug-of-war, etc.?

It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that Sting

The owner of that rent-controlled apartment is never gonna financially recover from this!

Whatever Microsoft themed name you give your kid, Microsoft will rename or outright kill it long before the kid is old enough to go online.

My Xbox One updated last night and is now bricked. Far as I know, I am not an insider.

Put convicts on jury duty ... that’s brilliant! They’re always available and we got plenty of ‘em!

May I suggest KarenKonnectKare , for the initials?