Perfectly rational reaction.

On the flipside, if I were on set when someone broke Big Dave’s nose I would also run away.

I'm never washing this nose again! 

Craig was reported to have yelled “Not in the face, please!” as he made his strategic retreat.

If James Bond broke my nose I’d ask him to sign it.

Some might say something this is a bad sign, but it has me floored. 🤪

But what about little unpronounceable?  Won’t someone think of the child?!?!?

I reply to comments like a Civil War soldier writing home, not knowing if anyone would ever receive it, or if I’ll make it out alive.

Kiss my ass.

That first panel is a scientist and a cow away from perfectly embodying The Far Side.

So disgusting I’ll need to examine it ever so closely and repeatedly.

I’ve seen both of them at least twice, I think, but I still can’t remember anything about them except for the kleptomaniac CGI mole thing.

See that funny rectangular thing on the tail of the current AF1? Yeah, red, white, and blue. And it even looks like the flag.

It looks like a kid’s drawing. It’s not even original.

I mean the light blue and gold look nice but they are not exactly USA colors?

Well, for one, it’s a plane, not a flag. Color schemes that look good one a piece of cloth waving in the wind don’t always look good on a large piece of metal.

The current scheme is symbolic and the product of thoughtful consideration and design. https://www.cnn.com/style/article/air-force-one-trump-design-history/index.html

No one’s outraged that he wanted to use red, white, and blue.