Usually the “the government will bail me out!” economic theory.

Even pre-covid, I would commonly witness fast food and dollar story locations go out of business because they could not get enough people to work. I am not sure what economic theory posits that it is better to go out of business than pay what it takes to get workers to show up, but a lot of companies operate that way.

Just wait until they replace all the workers with robots.

Actually, I saw it as (possibly) accidental genius.

I, for one, am shocked, SHOCKED, to hear that a thug hanging with R. Kelly was anything less than 100% reliable and trustworthy when speaking under oath.

There, fixed it for you.

“I soon discovered that we connected sexually in a way I’d never experienced.”

I had a big crush on Sara Gilbert, who when she came out to her sister Melissa Gilbert, was told, “yeah, no shit”

No, I totally had a shot!

Dude: She’s almost as old as my Mom...

It’s a big get for the LGBTQIA+ community

As usual, I get chosen last. Me and the fat kid with the unibrow.

Guys: she wasn’t going to date you anyway.

As for Elvira herself, she’s as straight as the stake through Dracula’s heart and always has been!

As usual, I get chosen last. Me and the fat kid with the unibrow.

I can’t help picturing the conversation...

Ratat-canoe-ille, the new rat boating film by Pixar.  

Fuck, they’re onto me!

I’m not a sailor.

Given that the decisions of the average CEO has demonstrated to be, at best, a coinflip chance of being a good one (to say nothing of being a great or the best one), they really aren’t all that useful or valuable. Your average highschool dropout can probably perform the job at a comparable level.

https://www.newstatesman.com/business/companies/2021/04/ceos-are-hugely-expensive-why-not-automate-them