I’m afraid of typing in “plunkett” in urbandictionary…

So is this still available then, or..? I just really need this name in probably every videogame I ever play again.

Johnny Profane is a much better name, to be fair. The Jets need a QB like JP

The Halcyon Days of “YOUR MOM’S BUTT has died of dysentery” are long gone.

That is plunked up. But typical of motherplunken EA. Plunk those guys.

No joke, they need to start looking at podcast hosts and journalists. You need somebody who stays calm, who has a measured public speaking voice, who enjoys trivia aw fuck I’m describing Ira Glass aren’t I

Has Sony tried talking to Hatsune Miku's people yet?

That’s just what Space Hitler wants you to think.

Exactly. Fox argued ‘no reasonable person’ takes Tucker Carlson seriously.

Sydney Powell argued ‘no reasonable person’ takes her seriously.

And yet...

Stop using the comments section to pitch ideas to Dinesh D’Souza.

Not sure how making up something that has Abraham Lincoln appear infinitely cooler would be libel unless slaying vampires was considered a bad thing

What the shit, wow. I’d never heard of that. For anyone else curious:

Weekly world news spent literally decades doing that with Hillary Clinton and Batboy.

I'm not so sure. Hitler vs. 20th Century Fox could be an explosive court case. Who knows what skeletons are found in the closet during discovery. 

It’s weird how hack creators treat edgy humour as something easy/lazy, when it’s actually incredibly difficult to get right. It’s like some kinda comedy equivalent to Dunning Kreuger.

I’m not loving the ease with which you just confessed to that, buster!

Same here. When I saw “20 seasons,” I realized I’ve mostly avoided it for 14ish years now.

So what you’re saying is, we can put 100% of the blame on you for bringing Family Guy back?

What’s funny is I was one of those guys who signed an online petition in hopes of bringing Family Guy back when it was cancelled but when it did eventually return, I checked out after about 2 more seasons.

Unless they’re leaving for hell, and never to come back, I don’t give a damn.