The only possible conclusion is that violently unruly passengers are now such a large demographic that airlines can’t afford to alienate them.

“Woof, woof, woof, WOOF” (stares directly into camera)

1 Adam-12 1 Adam-12, see the doofus.

My guess is he never got the hang of the trick where Spike swallows a cigarette ... and then un-swallows it right back up.

Terrible what passes for a ninja these days.

“8.45B doesn’t round up to 9b”

There but for the grace of God, go I.

There was a con artist who justified his grift by saying “someone is going to take their money. it might as well be me.” I’m having a hard time finding the flaw in that logic. There are people who are absolutely going to throw away their money. Why shouldn’t I get in on it? If I take it, at least it won’t be spent on…

“Stop where you are, villains!”

Red Trinitite made its saving roll.

Why this isn’t the top-rated comment I will never know.

I was watching a World War II movie made during World War II (A Walk in the Sun) and there was one actor I kept thinking “I should know who that is”. When the credits came on it turned out it was Dr. Auschlander!

Rebel scum.

“I thought about getting one for my cat to see where he wanders off to for days at a time but couldn’t justify the cost.”

Prince of Space!

“Excuse me, stewardess. I speak Emoji”

“I did whut now?”

I’m shocked no one at Amazon has had the idea to use it to make artisanal gun powder or leather softener or whatever else people used to use urea for. Jeff B., call me! I’ve got plenty of ideas!

I nominate this for “Under-appreciated Comment of the Day”.

Hasn’t this general sort of problem been going on since ... always?