We’re through the looking glass here, people.

“The suspect was spotted driving a white Ford Escape, which did not help him actually escape”

Not surprising to lose 1,816 containers when you ship them on Barbie’s Dream Container Ship

When all you have is a banhammer, all of your problems begin to look like , um, bannails?

Is this the Mars Rover NASA has been working on?

You cahn’t stamp a huge sabre-toothed tiger ‘property of the zoo’!

The place with the pyramid?

Dan Aykroyd?

“As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.”

And now we just need someone to hack the default factory password and replace the message with “zombies ahead” and the archaic traffic warning circle will be complete.

If you don’t remember “Clackers”, this movie will help remind you.

I was expecting a 5,300 year old “hey y’all, watch this!”

I thought for a moment that this was going to turn into a sequel to Charlie Daniel’s Uneasy Rider.

I nominate your comment for “Under-appreciated Comment of the Day”!

Also shelved was Spielberg’s “buddy comedy” sequel to Duel after Dennis Weaver and the unseen trucker patch up their differences and discover they’re not so different after all.

The system works!

have we learned nothing from 1958's Monster on the Campus ?!

He’s going to be living under an overpass ... of a highway that’s named for him!

Years ago I used to read the forums on one of Wall Street’s reasonably well regarded news sites and was astounded at how many of those stock investors felt that only suckers and chumps would invest in something tangible like, oh, real estate or treat their own home as an investment.

If only Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart had lived to see this.