Using a turn signal is something you should do automatically. If you stop and think “gee, do I need to use a turn signal right now?” then you aren’t doing it right.

“Taint no big thing” said the IAAF spokesman.

Hell is other people ... naked and 300 meters from my home.

I thought they were only allowed to have PPGs on board?

By denying the existence of Climate Change and rising sea levels, we are playing the long game!

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from the 1980's Savings & Loan crisis and every “crisis” since, the important thing is to hide a crisis until it stops being your problem and grows big enough to be everybody’s problem. Then you don’t have to pay for it!

“Let’s do a swap for Greenland”

It’s a Brexit Cold-Cut Combo with everything.

Instead of Hail to the Chief, can the band just play the theme from The Sting?

And the Skeleton Twins ... ?

A No-deal Brexit means everyone gets Boris Johnson’s haircut.

It’s about time someone made a good Maxwell Smart game.

No jail can hold such as this man. He will escape to wreak his revenge!

Otisville? OTISville?!

So St. Louis’s tax dollars aren’t good enough for them? The nerve!

Same problem. Every other day my pc downloads a gigabyte or two, announces it needs to be re-started, and spends 1 1/2 hours installing and then uninstalling the update. The error number says “um, driver problem, maybe”? It’s been doing this for months.

We were the sharks all along?

Polonium poisoning. Very unfortunate accident. Happens all the time in Mother Russia.

What’s with this half-measure nonsense? If we can shoot them over a single dam, why not shoot them all the way to their destination?!

Social engineering. Call up Twitch, pretend to be your target, and say “I forgot where I live. Can you tell me my address?”