Darn it; I actually wanted to post something about taking out a boss by leaving rakes all over the place.

I think any representation of a modern day CSA they would come up with be far too charitable towards the south, and would thus subliminally encourage some of the worst elements of today’s society. An agrarian, slave-based, country formed by seceding would eventually end up looking like what was once Yugoslavia.

Is it ill-tempered?

Is it ill-tempered?

So how much are they charging for a steak sandwich from one of them USPS food trucks?

“It’s because ‘compromise’ is not a word in Trump’s vocabulary. (Along with a whole fucking dictionary of other words.)“

After bucking the rider, I certainly hope the Motorcycle Clowns came out to distract the angry bike so the rider could get away without further injury.

I had a friend with left/right disorientation. Apparently it’s not too uncommon.

Can’t make bubbles with bubble gum.

Foolish humans! Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!

So much for your clever Brexit plans, UK!

Bring back the “dogs love trucks” guy.

You could just stop looking at porn.

The Sulking Dead

So to this day poor Hamill still doesn’t know what the movie is about? George, get on the phone and rectify the situation!

If the Tesla owner stole $2.07 worth of electricity by plugging in at midnight the night before, I’d be glad the guy didn’t knock on my door at midnight to say “I can have a couple bucks of electricity? I’m out.”

This is why everyone is convinced that crime is out of control. That horrific crime story you just clicked on wasn’t in your home town, or even your home state, or maybe not even in your home country, but it still registered deep in your sub-conscious.

Why are so many people eager to hear “President Mike Pence”? Does no one think this through?

One of my favorite jokes from Futurama was when Fry tries to use his 1000 year old credit cards ...

Do you take MasterCard?
MasterCard hasn’t existed for 400 years.
Visa?
Visa hasn’t existed for 500 years.
Discover Card?
Ooh, sorry, we don’t take Discover

Sadly, you have to be pretty old to get that joke. Old enough to…

If you aren’t a complete idiot, you probably have something better to do than participate in a focus group!

26% - did not respond to survey