First they came for the knitters, and I did not speak out—

This study is good news for those of us who can barely afford to pay for urine!

The header photo looks like a Vogue fashion shoot that it wishes everyone would forget.

“I think a trial would confirm that he has no assets and is already bankrupt and in debt.”

It won’t be long before bank robbers escape in an Uber, only to be pursued by cops in an Uber.

I’ve got a fever, ... and the only cure is more boat.

I have my doubts about any weather service that ranks conditions using Mountain Dew flavors.

On the other hand, why not re-shoot the last season EVERY SEASON? Every year come up with a brand new series finale. Explore every (disappointing) possibility!

“Bigfoot has deer hair.”

These worthless Krugerrands are just taking up space in my pocket. Might as well go to McDonalds.

I’ve read that sometimes hikers call the rangers just because they’re too tired to hike back out.

For several years now, if you want to sell plastic models of US warplanes, you have to pay the warplane’s manufacturer. Our tax dollars designed and paid for it, so of course the defense contractor should get an extra fee for, um, all the extra trouble they went to of cashing those checks.

Somebody should make a movie based on the old TV show The Wild, Wild West. Because no one has ever done that. Ever.

Otis, you were followed, again

“rats marry aardvarks”

And I thought the movie prop master dreamed up with the Wagon Queen Family Truckster all on his own.

With Lori Loughlin and Grumpy Cat both out of the picture, I don’t see Lifetime channel as a viable business anymore. Sell.

!?!?!??! That is an absolutely BEAUTIFUL mansio... oh, Florissant, you say? Well, um, err....

I certainly agree in principle that it ought to be far less painful to buy or sell a home.

Those monkey-fighting moderators came up with a monday to friday list of acceptable taunts?