I could hear every comrade laughin’ for blocks around
But up there at the court house they didn’t laugh.
‘Cause to type it up it took the whole staff
And when they got through the title weighed 27.2 kilograms.

I was constructed a Mr. Brown robot; I’ll be dis-assembled and recycled a Mr. Brown robot.

Heck, I’m surprised to hear they accept receipts that AREN’T from strip clubs!

I’m pretty sure the American Revolution actually started when a Redcoat told someone “hey mate, put that in the dust bin”. Next thing you know, it was on.

Well now who is gonna be the official coffee of the Washington Redskins?!

“What the hell is that?”

I read your entire comment in the voice of Rod Serling, and pictured him holding a cigarette while speaking into the camera...

“That’s Why Darkies Were Born” ?! ?! ?!

I nominate this for the “Under-rated Post of the Day” Award.

“Gabe Newell: Underwear Model” . It worked for Marky Mark, why not him?

Some Vietnamese tried to ruin Fish Sauce for me by telling how its made.

“Whippet-Schipperke Muffin Stumps” sounds more like a horrendous medical condition that you’d have to click “I agree” before you can view the reference photographs.

Now let me get this straight ...

IKEA does have a marriage counselor on site. You just didn’t recognize it because it was in Swedish.

Fo the life of me I can’t remember which character Lori Loughlin played.

From Full House to the Big House, a Lifetime original movie.

(... come to think of it, there was a party of 71 that came in right at closing time...)

I’m pretty sure their in-house style guide begins with “don’t touch a single word the CEO writes.” Anything after that does not apply in this case.

This may finally convince Justice Clarence Thomas to break his silence.