It’s dipshits all the way down.

I, I think think that’s pretty much a World War 2 South Pacific cargo cult.

“Id’ love to! And in Ireland, you say?! ... with Ed Sheeran ... um, er, I really have to get back to ... this novel I’m writing. Yes, that’s the ticket.”

Note to craft services: non-iodized salt ONLY for Mr. Sheeran.

I’d be mightily disappointed if he hasn’t stayed in character by electrocuting someone.

Also the picture is mislabeled. Those aren’t the abandoned subs; those are the active duty subs. The abandoned subs photo is just water with some bubbles surfacing.

Ran when parked

I distinctly remember the theme song, but I cannot for the life of me remember a single moment of the actual show. Was the show itself something so horrible that I’ve blocked it out? Were they murdering people on the show?

Football Show

“It’s crazy how much junk people will sink in old quarries and springs to attract divers. I live in central IL...”

There is only one bright spot in ticking off both the cinematographers AND the make-up and hair stylists. On Oscar night, the cinematographers will have the focus and lighting so deliberately screwed up that when the make-up artists send everyone on stage looking like Bozo the Clown, you wont be able to tell.

“in poor taste the social consequences of displaying it will take care of it”

(Donald Rumsfeld curses at laptop; logs off)

The Second Civil War had to start one way or another. I wouldn’t have guessed this, though.

She was fun in Suburgatory, so I for one will be watching Drove My Chevy to Jane Levy, this fall on ABC!

So, this fight between the Venom lovers and the Bundy lovers, is it Pay-Per-View, premium cable channel, or please,please,please, basic cable?

With apologies to The Hair Club for Men ...

Your honor, I move that this case be dismissed because the claimant’s testimony was copied verbatim from a “Forum” letter in an old Penthouse magazine.

Do they shriek?

how noble in reason,
how infinite in faculties, in form and moving,
how express and admirable in action, how like an angel in apprehension,
how like a god!