Or at least see how much gold the chicken is carrying!

The idea of hating the part of government you’re supposed to run truly baffles me. Will we some day have a chronically unemployed Secretary of Labor? A Quaker Secretary of Defense?  A Flat-Earther NASA administrator?

If this tyrannical decree does not spark a second Civil War, then I don’t know what will.

British Fonzie is right!

He’s stealing jobs from honest, hard working 8 year olds!

It’s the first F they’ve given out since The Graduate !

“I’ve never understood Pottersville Nick’s accent. Why does Nick sound like a 30s gangster just because the town sucks now?”

So there’s gonna be a movie where Nicholas Cage steals the Constitution for clues to Depp’s current location?

“The Haunted Crow’s Nest Or Something, Who Gives a Crap”?

You started it!

Laugh-a while you can, monkey-boy!

Even The Good Place wouldn’t use that for an ice cream parlor name.

10 comments and no mention yet of Die Hard ? You’re slipping, AV Club commenters! Me and the wee ones love cheering on John McClane!

In this case they said “it’s not a feature, it’s a bug!”

From the videos, I’m guessing brakes are optional equipment in Russia.

And what about his adorable, kid-friendly, sidekick creature?

Jesus is my co-signer

Will the British Film Institute still fund movies where the villain’s evil nature is telegraphed by him sounding, um, British?

These are the same people who thought a “businessman” in the White House would somehow have their best interests at heart.

Software and automation are going to make most human workers uneconomical in the next few decades. They’ve been doing it for years. Heck, even pocket calculators put people out of work.