So we’ll never get ‘Pirates of the Caribbean 6: The Haunted Crow’s Nest or Whatever, Who Gives a Crap?’ ?

Yankee Doodle went to town
A-riding on a pony
Stuck a feather in his hat
and called it macaroni.

That boat wasn’t set adrift; it was fleeing.

The only thing I was shocked to learn is “Zindel’s play doesn’t have a sex scene between the woman and the dolphin” .

I do my chores while angry. Let grime and filth suffer my wrath!

Would you like to know more?

I look forward to some day sitting down in a movie theater to watch 2 hours of exciting trailers. Let’s face it; the movies were all going to be letdowns anyway.

Get out me caw

Nine Tana leaves. No more ... no less!

Is someone insinuating that Diamond Joe Biden made up a fake state just so he could show up to the US Senate and claim a desk?

MongoDB only pawn in game of life.

A platypus?

I would like to recommend I want My Hat Back .

... and in a last minute upset, Russia wins the Cold War!

“Is this going to be a stand-up fight, sir, or another bug hunt?”

They’re so energetic!

Who’s a good boy?! Who’s a good boy?!

“Cap’n Crunch Crunch Berries cereal”

If he could fool her, he could fool anybody!

Vote harder!