Some say the Squirtle Squad goes too far. I say the Squirtle Squad doesn’t go far enough!

This is exactly the kind of hot-headed tactics that keep losing elections for Pokemon.

“Your move, corporate hackers!” (Sony sits back smugly)

I have complete confidence in Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom to get this movie made.

Are you one of those SJWs (Squirrel Justice Warriors) I keep hearing about?

The former Dunkin Donuts employee can now be found ‘hangin’ out in-front of the store.

I’m more worried that the wealthy will have complete control over their children’s genes. One of the few mechanisms working against permanent hereditary wealth and power is that ordinary genetics is still something of  a crap shoot. Imagine if it becomes standard among the wealthy to have their children edited for…

As someone involved in scientific and highly technical endeavors, I can already tell you how the world is going to end ...

The important thing is ... does a gated trailer park still attract tornadoes just like the common, garden variety trailer park?

I can’t believe you threw away perfectly good iron-infused energy drink.

I Have no Wimple But I Must Fly?

He’s suing angels now. sniff

No, you’re thinking of David Tennant’s character. You always have to do what he says for you to do.

Oklahoma is far too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don’t worry. We will deal with your rebel friends soon enough.

Standing in the middle of nowhere,
Wondering how to begin.
Lost between tomorrow and yesterday,
Between now and then.

If I failed upwards as many times as he did, I would certainly continue trying to fail upwards.

“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.”

Now we know what the Iranians have been doing with their nuclear program.

What does that even mean, Candace?