I don’t use the word “hero” very often, Ms. Bernot, ...
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“I knew there were some more people I meant to pardon!” D. Trump
Agreed, but it’s at least it’s not as unwieldy as the previous “Burger People’s Central Committee”.
My guess: illiteracy.
When one of our paintings is damaged, we just call the model and have him sit for the touch-ups.
“Live, from the Texas State Penitentiary, it’s Execution Tonight!”
He’s a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.
“I’m afraid the only option will be sugary.”
I can’t click on these clips. When I hover over them, I get the same cringe-worthy feeling as if it said “out of control train plows into packed train station”. I just can’t watch this.
(adds “what does the acronym ‘IHOP’ stand for?” to my proposed list of questions that must be answered correctly before being allowed to vote)
So … who actually created Star Wars ? I mean, I’ve seen the prequels and just read this article, and I can’t wrap my head around the idea that the same guy was behind Star Wars , and also had anything to do with anything after Return of the Jedi.
I used to call it “Mexican Re-fried ice cream”.
In all seriousness, if flying cars even become a real thing, the government won’t even bother fixing roads and bridges anymore. And I am not saying “everyone will have a flying car!”. I’m saying “the wealthiest will have flying cars and the rest of us will be told our taxes were wasted on roads so how about another…
The Acme Corporation; We put rockets ... on everything.
... so I tied a Smashing Pumpkin to my belt, which was the style at the time...
Would anyone like my 15 minutes of fame? I don’t feel like ever using it.
Sounds like somebody didn’t stock up on Space Food Sticks™ when he had the chance!
Someone told me about an auto plant where enamel paint was baked on at high temperatures. If someone wanted to take the rest of the day off, they could mis-align one of the trays. The tray would jam inside an insanely hot furnace and they’d have to shut down the line and wait until it cooled enough to get in and…
“I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters.”