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The Overlord is Khan, right?

Earth 2 was also my introduction to him. But other than probably the creepiest aliens I’d ever seen, I can’t recall anything actually happening on that show.

Somebody at Hallmark is kicking themselves right now.

I’m pretty sure “Stircles” are Juiceros with a stirrer hot-glued on to it.

Birth of a Nation

Are you the creator of Hi and Lois ? Because you are making me laugh.

“I’m Earl Scheib, and I’ll paint any car, any color for $19.95!”

Litigated Larry

I agree completely that there is a limit to much time and effort the police should put into a crime like this. But the beauty of it is that all the cops have to do is ask “does anybody know who did this? C’mon, think for a minute. We’re sure that anybody who knows the guy who did this immediately thought of this guy

If this was a movie, we’d all be groaning over this twist.

What am I watching at the gym? If it’s the gym’s tv then “Fox News”. I think they passed a law requiring all gym tvs to be tuned to Fox News.

The wave of retiring Republicans really isn’t as helpful as it sounds. The people who voted them in DESPERATELY want to keep voting Republican, but many of them are mad about what’s been happening. They don’t want to vote for their current Republican congressman and they REALLY don’t want to vote for a Democrat.

For you doubters of capitalism, I’d like to point out how much Professor Tolkien’s output has increased now that our scandalously short copyright laws have been fixed. Imagine how much more he’ll produce if the time limit is increased even more!

NO ONE should be forced to have their baby in Cleveland.

Could they play this movie at my work place? Every day until I retire?

They told you time and again, Winter is Coming.

Look out, Itchy; they’re Irish!

That’s a safe assumption. Everyone’s data has been stolen from multiple locations. The only reason it isn’t obvious is there is so much stolen personal data out there that no one has gotten around to using yours, or at least not used it in a way that is obvious to you.

The biggest problem with getting anyone to take this seriously is that no one believes they can be tricked or manipulated. No one wants to admit that advertising subtly changes their viewpoints.

A mortgage place ... for a while.