How about keeping the voice but replacing the model sheet, with, I don’t know, maybe a reddish lobster-like alien?

Because ... he doesn’t understand his films, either?

I don’t get it.

This tragedy never would have happened to the Bronfmans if they’d gotten those tax cuts in time.

There’s a photo of you behind the counter with the caption “do not accept checks or applications from this man”.

All of this has been posted before, and all of this will be posted again

And a polar bear in a snowstorm.

Human presidents haven’t worked out so well. I’m open to alternatives.

Just take your organic PB down to the paint department of any hardware store and ask them to put the jar in the paint mixer.

Whoa, check out the shovel noob here! (spins shovel on fingertip like Globetrotter with a basketball)

Thank you! This is something I’ve been trying to tell people! There 350,000,000 people in the US, and Fox News finds someone you never met in a place you’ve never been and makes something stupid they said into a national tragedy. They’re very good at taking advantage of people’s inability to put the world into…

Samuel l. Jackson:What’s in your vault?

“They’re actors; tell ‘em to act like they’re not hungry!”

Who can forgot the iconic scene depicted in the header image when Indiana Jones runs from a T-Rex as a boy on a flying bike tries to distract the dinosaur?

The Rich are different from you and I.

The aspirin guy?

That’s the interesting thing about Fox News. Instead of several seconds of a politician speaking, they “tell” you what the politician said and repeat their point endlessly. An actual clip of a politician is rare, and so short that any context is lost.

I’d avoid the phrase simply because a lot of people won’t understand it. Foreigners, US born children of foreigners, non-Christians, and honestly, even some Christians. I was born here, and I have to stop and think for a second when I hear that expression.

“we’re washing our hair that night”

My job has had me working in many, many different industries, including academia, and I’d just like to say that people need to knock off this “industry X is so lazy and uselss compared to MY industry” nonsense. There are awful (as well as good, hardworking ) people in every industry.